Funny Shayari

Na o inkar karti hai na

o ikrar karti hai,kambakt

mere hi sapno me aake mere

dost se pyr karti hai

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College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai,

Class ke bahane dilo ka male hota hai,

Padne ki jagah luvmail hoat hai,

Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai….

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Andheri sadak,

sunsan kabristan,

sooni haveli,

kala asmaan,r

at hogai soja shaitan..

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Tum door sahi majboor sahi,

par yaad tumhari aati hai,

Jab saans wahan par

leti ho toh badboo yahaan par aati hai.

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Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi,

Ladke bhi unke saath the..

Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya...

HUMARI MAANGE

Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO….

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Durakht ke paymane pe chilman

E-husn ka furkat se sharmana...

Durakht ke paymane pe chilman

E-husn ka furkat se sharmana…

Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana

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Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua,

Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua,

Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,

Masti Ka mastaana Hua,

Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya

Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua

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Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,

hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,

Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho, ??

hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi

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Ai mere kadardan, Dost meri Jaan,

Tum hamesha rahoge hattekhatte nawjawan

kyounki…. Khuda meherbaan to

Gadha PAHELWAAN…..

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NAMSKAR ! yeh hamari FALTOO-SMS sewa hai.
is main hum logo ko waqt beh waqt DISTURB Karte hai.
is sewa ka labh uthane ka dhanya wad. AB APNA KAM KIJEA

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Idhar bhi gum ho gaya,

udhar bhi gum ho gaya,

taliyan bajao yaron SHARE KHATAM HO GAYA.

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On se nazrein na mil saki yeh eik alag afsana tha,

On se nazrein na mil saki yeh eik alag afsana tha,

Wo Dayin ankh se kanhe the aur hum Byin ankh se

kahne the!

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tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya,
tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya,
ki paagalo ke stock mein naya maal aaya.

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Wah kya sher maara hai

Sherni kon vidva kar daala hai

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Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita

Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita

Tan ki shakti, man ki shakti, Bournvita

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shaadi se pehle : maine pyar kiya

shaadi ke baad : yeh maine kya kiya

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before marrige

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takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti

taj mahal banana cahta hu par mehbuba nahi milti

after marrige

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takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti

taj mahal banana cahta hu par mehbuba nahi marti

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