The Leave application

Some are really awesome….enjoy…. 

It's murder of English language. But Too Funny. Just Read It.
The Leave Applications; )

Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:

"Since I have to go to my  village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave." 

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This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:

"as I want to shave my son's head, please  leave me for two days.."

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 Another gem from  CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding: 

"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave..."

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From H.A.L.  Administration Dept:

"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days  leave." 

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Another employee applied for half day  leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at  10  o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half  day casual leave" 

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 An incident of a leave  letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday." 

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A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request  you to leave me today"

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 Another leave letter written to the  headmaster:  
"As my headache is paining, please grant me  leave  for the  day."

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  Covering note:   

"I am enclosed  herewith...." 

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         Another  one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below...." 

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Actual letter written for  application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I  am  her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

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   Letter writing:-  
"I  am well here and hope you are also in the same well." 

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A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling  for  a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for  the past several years and I can handle both with  good experience, I  am applying for the  post. 

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~Incredible Nature~

Want to Propose a Girl ? Be prepared for these answers ...

Want to Propose a Girl ? Be prepared for these answers ... :)

Here are the top most reply of a girl, when you propose her...


1) Nahi........ ......... ???

2) Chiiiii..... Kitne gande vichar hain tumhare..... ..

3) Maine tumhe sirf ek acche dost ki nazar se dekha hai ....

4) Mera pehle se ek boyfrnd hai....

5) Main in baton pe vishwas nahi karti, apne padhai pe dhyaan lagao...

6) tum abhi tak mujhe jaante kahan ho ?Yeh shayad infatuation hai....

7) Tumhara bank balance kitna hai…??

8) Magar last year to Maine tumhe raakhi baandhi thi ..hai naa..bhaiyya. .??

9) Mein abhi is relation ke liye mentally prepared nahi hoo....

10) Mein apne dady se pooch ke tumhe kaal answer karu…??

11) Itni is baat kehne ke liye itni der lagaa di??

12) Ye donon ke dil me hai na, to phir kya kehna!!

13) Sorry

14) "……Apna chehra kabhi aayine me dekha hai….. L……………………………"

15) "Main toh tumhe apna Bhai maanati hu"

16) "Yes .. I too like you … (but hope you don't cheat on me ) " … (Which we guys most oftenly do )

17) Phele kyon nahi bataya AB tum late ho gaye ..

18) Tum agar pehle mile hote to sochti.

19) Tumhari himmat kaise hui mere baare mein aisa sochne ki… (probably followed by a slap)

20) Girl: mujhe sochna ka wakt do…
Guy: kitna wakt???(with hope)
Girl: saat janam

21) Mai ek shaadi shuda ladki hu ;-)

22) Mein tumhare chotte bhai se pyaar karti hoon…

23) Now that's a real tragedy….
Girl: Hee hee ……hee hee hee…..hee ….hee……hee……
Hee hee ……hee hee hee…..hee ….hee……hee……

24) Boy: I love U!
Gal: I don't think ABT all this before marriage.

25) Keep loving I don't care.

26) Tum mere liye kya kar sakte ho…

27) Kaun as number hai mera tumhare proposals ki history mein.
Ha ha ha ha….

28) tumhe is nazar se kabhi dekha nahi

29) tumhare barre mein kabhi aisa socha nahi

30) mummy se pooch kar bataungi

31) mere bhaiyya se baat kar lo , who hi tumhe samajhayenge

32) Knyo, Tina NE "No" bola?

33) Lekin tum to Mina ke piche pade the, Kya usne thappad mara?

34) Kitne time ke liye -???

35) Worst one-- Jo bhi bolna hai jaldi bolo mera beta school se aata hoga..

36) Thanks. I love you, too.

37) Boy :- Sonya, I love U…..
Gal :- Sorry , Next 3 Months tak Waiting List chal rahi hai….

38) "What?"

39) "Let's just stay away from this"

40) My friend in college got one classic reply … "I THINK I'M ENGAGED"

41) "I think, I will have better options in future ..."
 
42)Mujhe tumse is baare mein koi baat nahi karni, then she starts ignoring, phir bhi nahi sudhare then she threatens via some common friends.

43) My Boy friend is very short Tempered. Beware of it.

44) like you as a friend but I never thought about us like this…cant we be just good friends for ever

45) Actually my younger sis likes you a lot. ..

46) My mummy does not like your family (if the family knows each other.) ..

47) "Why me?..Tumne mere meih essa kya dekha?..."she wants you to list down all the Good qualities that you even might have not seen in her. ...

48) SLAP !! ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS....it is said ..

49)hehe I didn't expect that from you....

50)nice joke ...

51)tum ladke kuchh or nahi soch sakte jaha ladki dekhi fisal gaye.....

52)achha tum bhi meine socha sirf harsh,nikhil, ravi, etc etc ko hi mujhme interest hai ..... And then walks on.......... ...

53)tumhe to purpose karna bhi nahi aata.... Peheli bari hai kya?? Koi baat nahi mein batati Hun???...

Good Morning

Lenovo Introduces its Range of Slimmest Entertainment PCs in India.

Lenovo has introduced its range of slimmest entertainment PCs in India, the Lenovo IdeaCentre A600 all-in-one desktop and the Lenovo IdeaPad Y650 notebook. The company said the two products are not only the thinnest in their respective categories, but are loaded with some game-changing features, not seen in the Indian market.

"At Lenovo, we always keep pushing the limits of good design, balancing form and function, as exhibited in our Lenovo IdeaPad Y650, the super-thin and light 16-inch laptop and Lenovo IdeaCentre A600, the slimmest and fully loaded all-in-one desktop. This unique blend of design and engineering sets us apart from competitors and gives consumers a new kind of entertainment and computing experience," said Ramprasad L., Vice President, Transactional Consumer Sales, Lenovo India.

Lenovo brings consumers the next generation of desktop computing with the IdeaCentre A600, its first all-in-one desktop. The new, sleek IdeaCentre A600 features a 21.5-inch frameless screen, and provides discerning space-conscious and style-conscious users a modern design that measures only one inch at its slimmest point, making it one of the slimmest all-in-one desktop PCs.

The Lenovo IdeaCentre A600 features a 4-in-1 optional remote, which enables four unique features:
- It is the only PC in the market to introduce 'motion sensor' gaming feature
- Lenovo 4-in-1 remote control can also be used as a VOIP 3 handset to make and receive phone calls over the Internet
- The remote also serves as a media center/TV remote, and with Microsoft Vista Media Center users can use the controller to operate DVDs, movies and TV
- The remote also functions as an "air mouse" so it can be used to operate the cursor on the screen

For the entertainment enthusiast, the all-in-one offers a 16:9 aspect ratio screen with full HD resolution delivering outstanding image quality, while the integrated speaker system with bass sub-woofer and Dolby Home Theater audio certification completes the home cinema experience. Users can also take advantage of the TV tuner for watching and recording their favorite TV.

At the core of the all-in-one is a powerful desktop computer with choices of Intel Core 2 Duo processors, optional ATI Radeon graphics card technology with DirectX10 support, up to 4 GB of DDR3 memory for improved multitasking and up to 1 TB of hard drive space for storing videos, music and other documents. Equipped with the latest high-performance mobile processor technology, the all-in-one runs whisper-quiet even when performing intensive tasks.

Lenovo delivers its first 16-inch widescreen laptop with the Lenovo IdeaPad Y650, the thinnest and lightest 16-inch laptops in the market today. The laptop weighs less than many 15-inch laptops, providing users with an additional inch of screen space without compromising on mobility. Making use of advanced materials like carbon fiber reinforced plastic (CFRP), Lenovo has engineered the laptop down to a slender one-inch at its thinnest point with a weight of 2.55 kg.

The Lenovo IdeaPad Y650 has been designed in a modern soft black design with an interlocked hexagon pattern on the top cover along with a discrete copper accent around the perimeter of the laptop. The machine also features touch-sensitive controls and ambient light sensor technology, a sensor on the PC's cover automatically detects changes in the environment's light to help protect against eye strain. The keyboard is similar to the ThinkPad keyboard and has bevel sides.

The notebook is a multimedia powerhouse with integrated Nvidia GT105M with CUDA acceleration graphics processor supporting high-definition graphics bringing images to life with vibrant colors and 16:9 format viewing experience. The Lenovo IdeaPad Y650 uses JBL Speakers along with Dolby Home Theater providing users a legendary audio experience. OneKey theater software gives users an easy option to switch the PC display and sound effect from normal to movie mode. Users also benefit from longer battery life with LED backlight technology which minimizes energy consumption. The laptop can support BluRay Rambo and comes with a built-in TV Tuner.

The Lenovo IdeaPad Y650 notebook is available at an MRP of Rs. 1,03,990/- (inclusive of all taxes) and the Lenovo IdeaCentre A600 all-in-one desktop is available at an MRP of Rs. 69,500/- (inclusive of all taxes). The range is available at all Lenovo outlets in India.

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Sweet Thought Of The Day

“Don’t wait until everything is just right. It will never be perfect. There will always be challenges, obstacles and less than perfect conditions. So what. Get started now. With each step you take, you will grow stronger and stronger, more and more skilled, more and more self-confident and more and more successful.”

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