The Leave application

Some are really awesome….enjoy…. 

It's murder of English language. But Too Funny. Just Read It.
The Leave Applications; )

Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:

"Since I have to go to my  village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave." 

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This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:

"as I want to shave my son's head, please  leave me for two days.."

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 Another gem from  CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding: 

"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave..."

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From H.A.L.  Administration Dept:

"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days  leave." 

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Another employee applied for half day  leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at  10  o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half  day casual leave" 

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 An incident of a leave  letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday." 

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A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request  you to leave me today"

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 Another leave letter written to the  headmaster:  
"As my headache is paining, please grant me  leave  for the  day."

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  Covering note:   

"I am enclosed  herewith...." 

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         Another  one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below...." 

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Actual letter written for  application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I  am  her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

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   Letter writing:-  
"I  am well here and hope you are also in the same well." 

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A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling  for  a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for  the past several years and I can handle both with  good experience, I  am applying for the  post.