Life is like a piano,
White keys R happy moments and
Black keys are sad moments.
But remember both keys are played together to give
Sweet music in life...
Have a great day!!
Why Did Amitabh Bachchan Quit KBC
WITH SANTA SINGH 
The Story So Far... Santa Singh has answered 12 out of the 15 questions correct and has used all his lifelines except for "50-50" and "Phone a Friend".
Santa Singh is playing the 13 th Question now which is for 25 Lacs. Let's see what happens next...
Amitabh Bachchan: Apka 13 th question 25 lakh ke liye, yeh raha aapke saamne aapki Computer Screen par...
Santa Singh gets Tense...
Amitabh Bachchan: Who is the father of Abhishek Bachchan? Your options are...
Amitabh Bachchan: To Santa Singh Jee kya Jawaab hai aapka?
[He's quite sure that Santa will opt for option A] But Santa is surprisingly still confused...
Amitabh Bachchan: Aapke paas abhi bhi do life line baaki hai... 50-50 and phone a friend.. Agar aap chahe to unhe use kar sakte hain. Wo aap hi ke liye banaayi gayee hai.
Santa Singh: I think it is A, but I'm not sure.
Amitabh Bachchan: Not sure, Hmmm... Aap kya karna chahenge?
Santa Singh: I would like to use 50-50...
Amitabh Bachchan: Ok Computer Jee, Kripya 2 galat javab mita deejiye...
Computer deletes two names, and leaves the following options: -
Now Amitabh Bachchan gets confused and worriedly thinks if the Computer is actually right or has got some bug!.Santa Singh gets all the more Confused after the 50-50 Lifeline...
Santa Singh: I would like to use my last life line too - Phone A Friend...
Amitabh Bachchan: Aap kisse baat karna chahenge!?
Santa Singh: Main aapki Misej [Mrs.] Jaya Bachan Ji ko phone karna chahoonga...
Amitabh Bachchan Faints !!!
But the Call gets connected to Jaya Bachchan [Thanks to AirTel J ]...
Santa Singh: "Jayaji, Who is the father of Abhishek Bachchan!?"
receiving reply from JAYA
Santa faints..
GUESS WHY????????? ??
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Options kya hai ?
Options kya hai ?
My Sweet Feelings
When I look back at the times we just used to be
friend…
I see the wind of love around me…
Love which I had never experienced…
Love in which I never used to believe..
Your gestures, your affection, your thoughts…..
You leaded me along with your sweetness….
And I entered n to the dangerous waters of the
conversation about love…..
But being me I never used to accept that I am
descending and it will never gonna stop…
Every road I travelled led back to you and I
realized that we need each other in order to see
the true brilliance of things…
My longing for you was always very strong….
For sure I never told you about it that I started missing u….
Your simple message brightens my day…
Your name on my cell gives a bright light to my soul…
Thanks for giving me what I long for….
Thanks for your reflection on my life…..
friend…
I see the wind of love around me…
Love which I had never experienced…
Love in which I never used to believe..
Your gestures, your affection, your thoughts…..
You leaded me along with your sweetness….
And I entered n to the dangerous waters of the
conversation about love…..
But being me I never used to accept that I am
descending and it will never gonna stop…
Every road I travelled led back to you and I
realized that we need each other in order to see
the true brilliance of things…
My longing for you was always very strong….
For sure I never told you about it that I started missing u….
Your simple message brightens my day…
Your name on my cell gives a bright light to my soul…
Thanks for giving me what I long for….
Thanks for your reflection on my life…..
What Is Life?
Life is a challenge Meet it Life is a gift Accept it
Life is an adventure Dare it
Life is a sorrow Face it
Life is a duty Perform it
Life is a mystery Unfold it
Life is a game Play it
Life is a song Sing it
Life is an opportunity Take it
Life is a journey Complete it
Life is a promise Fulfill it
Life is a love Love it
Life is a beauty Praise it
Life is a spirit Realize it
Life is a struggle Fight it
Life is a puzzle Solve it
Life is a goal Achieve it
Friendship's Road
I have a warm and friendly feeling
As I think of you today;
And I wish that we could visit,
But you're many miles away.
Separated by such distance,
Yet our emails bring us near;
Through the miles we share a friendship
That's become to me most dear.
Friends through correspondence;
Still, your face I need not see
For your soul shines through the words
Every time you write to me.
You have a special way of writing,
Warming as the sunshine rays,
Bringing joy and inspiration,
Brightening up my days.
You have enriched my life, my dear one,
And I'm glad God willed we meet,
"Friendship' s Road" is that much nicer
Traveling it with one so sweet.
As I think of you today;
And I wish that we could visit,
But you're many miles away.
Separated by such distance,
Yet our emails bring us near;
Through the miles we share a friendship
That's become to me most dear.
Friends through correspondence;
Still, your face I need not see
For your soul shines through the words
Every time you write to me.
You have a special way of writing,
Warming as the sunshine rays,
Bringing joy and inspiration,
Brightening up my days.
You have enriched my life, my dear one,
And I'm glad God willed we meet,
"Friendship' s Road" is that much nicer
Traveling it with one so sweet.
To A Beautiful Person
If God can move you from January to December,
He will move you from Shame to Fame, Insult to Result,
Sorry to Glory,
Disgrace to His Grace,
Labour to Favour,
Mockery to Victory.
May the Lord raise you from
He will move you from Shame to Fame, Insult to Result,
Sorry to Glory,
Disgrace to His Grace,
Labour to Favour,
Mockery to Victory.
May the Lord raise you from
HAVE A BLESSED DAY.
It's Called Mindset !!
February 27, 2009
IT'S CALLED MINDSET!!
As my friend was passing the elephants, he suddenly stopped, confused by the fact that these huge creatures were being held by only a small rope tied to their front leg. No chains, no cages. It was obvious that the elephants could, at anytime, break away from the ropes they were tied to but for some reason, they did not. My friend saw a trainer nearby and asked why these beautiful, magnificent animals just stood there and made no attempt to get away.
"Well," he said, "when they are very young and much smaller we use the same size rope to tie them and, at that age, it's enough to hold them. As they grow up, they are conditioned to believe they cannot break away. They believe the rope can still hold them, so they never try to break free." My friend was amazed. These animals could at any time break free from their bonds but because they believed they couldn't, they were stuck right where they were.
Like the elephants, how many of us go through life hanging onto a belief that we cannot do something, simply because we failed at it once before? So make an attempt to grow further.... Why shouldn't we try it again?
"YOUR ATTEMPT MAY FAIL, BUT NEVER FAIL TO MAKE AN ATTEMPT."
As my friend was passing the elephants, he suddenly stopped, confused by the fact that these huge creatures were being held by only a small rope tied to their front leg. No chains, no cages. It was obvious that the elephants could, at anytime, break away from the ropes they were tied to but for some reason, they did not. My friend saw a trainer nearby and asked why these beautiful, magnificent animals just stood there and made no attempt to get away.
"Well," he said, "when they are very young and much smaller we use the same size rope to tie them and, at that age, it's enough to hold them. As they grow up, they are conditioned to believe they cannot break away. They believe the rope can still hold them, so they never try to break free." My friend was amazed. These animals could at any time break free from their bonds but because they believed they couldn't, they were stuck right where they were.
Like the elephants, how many of us go through life hanging onto a belief that we cannot do something, simply because we failed at it once before? So make an attempt to grow further.... Why shouldn't we try it again?
"YOUR ATTEMPT MAY FAIL, BUT NEVER FAIL TO MAKE AN ATTEMPT."
Happy Promise Day
~ Happy Promise Day ~
Wishing Those Special People Of Our Lives *
I love you today andI will love you tomorrow
Just some wordsTo clear the sorrow
That will neverLeave my heart or yours
From this day forwardYou are so special to me
I love youWith all my heart
Always haveAnd always will
From family and friendsThat never end
You will always be with meAs I will always be with you
Until we cross the gates of heavenThere we will always be
Together until the end *
Wishing Those Special People Of Our Lives *
I love you today andI will love you tomorrow
Just some wordsTo clear the sorrow
That will neverLeave my heart or yours
From this day forwardYou are so special to me
I love youWith all my heart
Always haveAnd always will
From family and friendsThat never end
You will always be with meAs I will always be with you
Until we cross the gates of heavenThere we will always be
Together until the end *
Nice Jokes
BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning
kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the
cigarette out of his mouth.
MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear
and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both
ears and comes out of the mouth.
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andrew says I'm ugly.What
do u think,
Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly
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1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and
no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again
yesterday".
2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun
or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need
it but the sun gives us light only in the day time
when we don't need it".
3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".
4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"
5) My father is so old that when he was in school,
history was called current affairs.
6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father
is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".
7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father
that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared,
past year's performance repeated".
8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a
donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be
showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".
9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say
prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good
cook".
10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering
doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show
that nine out of ten people die of the disease you
have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others
all died".
11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of
COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married
on the same day and at the same time."
12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped
down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."
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GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning
kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the
cigarette out of his mouth.
MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear
and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both
ears and comes out of the mouth.
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andrew says I'm ugly.What
do u think,
Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and
no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again
yesterday".
2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun
or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need
it but the sun gives us light only in the day time
when we don't need it".
3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".
4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"
5) My father is so old that when he was in school,
history was called current affairs.
6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father
is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".
7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father
that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared,
past year's performance repeated".
8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a
donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be
showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".
9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say
prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good
cook".
10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering
doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show
that nine out of ten people die of the disease you
have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others
all died".
11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of
COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married
on the same day and at the same time."
12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped
down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."
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Cool Trick With Google
1. Go to Code: http://www.google.com
2. Click "images"
3. Fill in "bikes, flowers, cars" or any other words.
4. You will get a page with a lot of images thumbnailed.
5. Now delete the URL on the addressbar.
6. Copy the script down here, and paste it in your adressbar:-
javascript:R= 0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI= document.images ; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i
7. Press Enter and see the magic....
2. Click "images"
3. Fill in "bikes, flowers, cars" or any other words.
4. You will get a page with a lot of images thumbnailed.
5. Now delete the URL on the addressbar.
6. Copy the script down here, and paste it in your adressbar:-
javascript:R= 0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI= document.images ; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i
7. Press Enter and see the magic....
Santa Banta Jokes
Teacher: Translate - Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain.
Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market.
Interviewer: What is skeleton?
Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs marriage age 21yrs?
Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.
Santa bada dukhi tha, kisi ne pucha itni tension me kyon ho?
Santa: Ek dost ko 3 lakh plastic surgery k liye diye the, ab use pehchan nahin pa raha
Driver: Sir ji, petrol khatam ho gaya , gaadi aage nahi ja sakti.
Banta: Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo.
Santa: Wo dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai.
Banta: Are tension mat le, Zeher bharwane aya hoga...
Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne maara.
Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?
Banta: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao.
Santa: Phir?
Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara maara!
Santa: Chand pa jaana asaan hai ya suraj par?
Banta: Suraj par.
Santa: Woh kyon?
Banta: Suraj subah me dikhta hai aur Chand sirf raat me dikhta hai jab aur kuch dikhaai nahi deta!
Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market.
Interviewer: What is skeleton?
Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs marriage age 21yrs?
Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.
Santa bada dukhi tha, kisi ne pucha itni tension me kyon ho?
Santa: Ek dost ko 3 lakh plastic surgery k liye diye the, ab use pehchan nahin pa raha
Driver: Sir ji, petrol khatam ho gaya , gaadi aage nahi ja sakti.
Banta: Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo.
Santa: Wo dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai.
Banta: Are tension mat le, Zeher bharwane aya hoga...
Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne maara.
Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?
Banta: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao.
Santa: Phir?
Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara maara!
Santa: Chand pa jaana asaan hai ya suraj par?
Banta: Suraj par.
Santa: Woh kyon?
Banta: Suraj subah me dikhta hai aur Chand sirf raat me dikhta hai jab aur kuch dikhaai nahi deta!
Zimbabwean Inflation and Currency
Indian economy and our financial position shakes if the inflation goes over 10%. In Zimbabwe, the current inflation rate has gone over 13,000,000%. This poor country is not left with any option that to print currencies of higher values. In October 2008, Zimbabwe's $65 billion were equal to just US $2000. Now this equation has become further worst.
To cater the inflation, the Zimbabwean government has ordered printing of Zimbabwean $100 trillion notes (1 trillion = 1,00,000 crores).
Moreover, the life of the note will be just 7.5 months. This means, if you have a Zimbabwean note which was printed on May 15, 2009, then you should use it on or before December 31, 2009. Else, it will not be accepted after this period. So, be careful if you're visiting Zimbabwe!!
Softwareism
Gandhism:
You have two cows. But you drink goat's milk.
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Indiraism:
You have two bulls. You adamantly consider them as cows.
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Lalooism:
You have two cows. You buy Rs. 900 Crore worth of cattlefeed for them.
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Rajnikantism:
You have two cows. You throw them into air and catch their milk in your mouth.
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Rajivism:
You have two cows. You paint them both to get colourful milk.
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Softwarism:( Ultimate. ...):
Client has 2 cows and u need to milk them
1 . First prepare a document when to milk them (Project kick off)
2 . Prepare a document how long you have to milk them (Project plan)
3 . Then prepare how to milk them (Design)
4 . Then prepare what other accessories are needed to milk them (Framework)
5 . Then prepare a 2 dummy cows (sort of toy cows) and show to client the way in which uwill milk them (UI Mockups & POC)
6 . If client is not satisfied then redo from step 2
7 . You actually start milking them and find that there are few problem with accessories. (Change framework)
8 . Redo step 4
9 . At last milk them and send it to onsite. (Coding over)
10. Make sure that cow milks properly ( Testing)
11. Onsite reports that it is not milking there.
12. You break your head and find that onsite is trying to milk from bulls
13. At last onsite milk them and send to client (Testing)
14. Client says the quality of milk is not good. (User Acceptance Test)
15. Offsite then slogs and improves the quality of milk
16. Now the client says that the quality is good but its milking at slow rate (performance issue)
17. Again you slog and send it with good performance.
18. Client is happy???
By this time both the COWs aged and cant milk. (The software got old and get ready for next release repeat from step 1) !!!!!
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You have two cows. But you drink goat's milk.
*******
Indiraism:
You have two bulls. You adamantly consider them as cows.
*******
Lalooism:
You have two cows. You buy Rs. 900 Crore worth of cattlefeed for them.
*******
Rajnikantism:
You have two cows. You throw them into air and catch their milk in your mouth.
*******
Rajivism:
You have two cows. You paint them both to get colourful milk.
*******
Softwarism:( Ultimate. ...):
Client has 2 cows and u need to milk them
1 . First prepare a document when to milk them (Project kick off)
2 . Prepare a document how long you have to milk them (Project plan)
3 . Then prepare how to milk them (Design)
4 . Then prepare what other accessories are needed to milk them (Framework)
5 . Then prepare a 2 dummy cows (sort of toy cows) and show to client the way in which uwill milk them (UI Mockups & POC)
6 . If client is not satisfied then redo from step 2
7 . You actually start milking them and find that there are few problem with accessories. (Change framework)
8 . Redo step 4
9 . At last milk them and send it to onsite. (Coding over)
10. Make sure that cow milks properly ( Testing)
11. Onsite reports that it is not milking there.
12. You break your head and find that onsite is trying to milk from bulls
13. At last onsite milk them and send to client (Testing)
14. Client says the quality of milk is not good. (User Acceptance Test)
15. Offsite then slogs and improves the quality of milk
16. Now the client says that the quality is good but its milking at slow rate (performance issue)
17. Again you slog and send it with good performance.
18. Client is happy???
By this time both the COWs aged and cant milk. (The software got old and get ready for next release repeat from step 1) !!!!!
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